Sunday, November 16, 2008

Quips and Quotes

"Life Lessons Learned From Gaming: If there's ever a virus outbreak, HEAD TO MADAGASCAR." -Zerris

"okay... you know whaaaaat? Screw this. Can't you attain your daily dose of LOLs through non-violent means? I mean, after 37 deaths, this gets pretty stupid. So screw the violence, screw this grassy platform, screw gravity, screw that... CLOUD and... SCREW. THIS. GAME. *closes door, opens door* and screw you. *closes door, opens door* and your sister. *closes door, opens door* and whatever pets you may have at the moment. *closes door, opens door* Hey, at least it's not violent, GOOD GAWD." -from :the game:

"To-do list... Number 1, steal a ROTC uniform and wear it on Fridays. Number 2, poop on the bathroom floor until they make a morning announcement about it." -Joell Bailey

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. " -Unknown

"I bet your face is all STUPID!" -Jenna Grish

"Rule number five, you're an idiot." -from the movie Wedding Crashers

"You just won the lottery, man! Don't kick a gift horse in the nuts!" -Fuzzy, from Sam and Fuzzy

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